How to Know if a Guy is Back From THAILAND!

Your own country or city will not spoil you that much as a little long stay in Thailand will or rather mold you a bit. This will stay in you for a longer time even after you return. If you have spent any time in Bangkok you must have noticed it is a very multicultural city. There’s a ‘little India’, ‘China Town’, ‘Arab Street’, and enclaves of Western Europeans, Koreans and Japanese dotted around the city. Here is a list of change in habits you will notice in yourself when you are back from Thailand,

1.  English will become Thai-inglish

It starts with the language, you will start to speak English like them. Like there will be a total change, you will start to break words or stretch it sometimes. You will call ‘Massage’ as ‘Maaasaaaage’and say ‘Cannot’ for ‘Can’t. It is then you realize that these Thai chicks have spoiled your English completely.

2.  The ability to spot a Ladyboy through a crowd

You have become a James Bond by now. Things that your master’s degree had not taught you, just a small visit has. This is an enlightenment dude!. You will now easily spot a lady boy or a Kind-of-lady-boy from 20 meters away.

2.  Your will search Motorcycle Taxi Everywhere

After staying even a week in Thailand, you will forget to walk and you will start searching for motorcycle taxi even in your hometown. If not search, you will definitely start to miss them

3.  Putting ice in your Beer will become normal to you

The idea of putting ice in the beer would have haunted you before your trip, but now you find them alright. You are even ok putting them in your beer when it is not chilling cold. Complete twist in few days.

4.  You wonder why your Butt is not burning while Dump

You have been eating super spicy food all the while in Thailand. Burning of butt hole the next morning had become normal by now.  Coming home and eating non spicy food is a complete change. You wonder where the burning has gone suddenly.

5.  Now you Remove Shoes

Gone will be the days when you just used to enter anywhere with your shoes and Slippers on. Now you will remove them while entering houses and any other place which you feel needs respect.

6.  Drinking drinks by a straw

You will not like drinking anything by the glass or by cans directly. Now you will need a straw even for drinking water from a bottle or a cup.

7.  Putting Chilly and Salt on Fruits

Did you ever imagine that you will eat mangoes by sprinkling salt and chilly on it. No need to dream about this stuff, a trip to Thailand will get you changed to this. You will get the real taste of fruits only by doing so.

8.  You Convert any amount to Baht

This is a serious change. You have come back to your country say India, and it has been a week or more. Still you will convert any amount into Bath just to know if the rates charges are alright or overcharged. Suddenly you have started finding Baht dearer than a rupee.

10.  Now you see beauty with a different eye

Bangkok was a dream; model-like ladies, dressed to kill in figure, hugging cocktail, dresses and sexy struts, all interested in you. It is even when you get back you will still be filled up with that air. You will take a smile as a sign and a small talk as an invitation. Forget that, when you look at any chick back on the street, you will judge them in Thai Baht. Which is gross I know, but true

It is advisable to come back from the Thailand dream and start living in reality. This is advisable for two reasons, One So that you don’t live life in fantasy and concentrate on your work. And second so that you don’t get yourself beaten on the streets of your hometown on charge of Molesting. 

However Bad I May Be, I Wont Be Able To See You With Broken Tooth (WINK)!