TRAIN Co-passengers you'd like to PUNCH

If you really travel in a train, you got to see these characters always around but you hardly notice, it is from this blog that we want to introduce you to the everlasting characters around you. Some of them you would always want to PUNCH..

1. The “kahan ja rahe ho aap?” aunty

She will start a conversation which will end only when you arrive to your destination, Nothing before that. At times they can help pass your time but sometimes she can be dam boring. just like a everlasting episode of TV chat shows. 

2. The Gyani Baba

He is superior to them all, this is what he thinks of himself. Name any politician and he will have a whole graph about him. Forget that! He has all the stories of around the world and also about the time when you were not even born. You can hate him but can't avoid him.

3. ‘Beta poem Sunao’ parents

Every parent thinks they have given birth to a real talent. From poem to bharatnatyam, the kid knows all. But cant they just keep their talent at home. Why to Christ should we be an audience to your mistakes dude.

4. The ‘Poem kid’

by the time you were thinking, this fucker starts his never ending poem about some jungle with animals. You feel like stuffing the kid’s mouth from the passing samosa. But you just keep smiling.

5. The 'Upar Wala God'

He is always on his seat – the upper berth. No one can dare get him down. He eats, drinks, sleeps and almost shits on the upper berth. Not even god can get him down.  On every train halt you will hear him ask “Bhai sahab, kaunsa station aaya hai”

6. The ‘always-get-down-for-fresh-air’ person

This person gets down at every freaking station, also even when the train halts in the middle of nowhere at some signal. He takes a walk at the platform and hops up when the train moves. Any second before that is a waste of time for him.

7. The Girl with lovely eyes

you may not upfront agree to this but somewhere inside every male has notices this girl passenger with lovely eyes. You pray that she comes near your seat but, IRCTC makes sure that she is most away from you. You just keep wondering.

8. The wandering Wolf

God knows for what he has a reserved seat for? Coz all the time you will find him wandering all over the train. He is just seen in the corridor passing by. From the first person to brush teeth to the last person to pee, its him always.

9. Tharki Chacha

Haven’t you noticed him ever. He is around us most of the times. He is a middle aged guy who stares at every girl be it anyone. The moment you look at him he will start reading the newspaper or will just look outside the train and count poles. He is weird and creepy at times.

10. The Generator sound guy

He sleeps sound. Nothing on the planet can disturb his kumbkaran sleep. His snoring will make you feel as if he is a 125KW generator. That too in round of tunes. I forgot to mention 125KW NON Sound proof generator.

11. The ‘Let's play something’ chic

She wants to play Antakshari all the time. She knows all the rules, better than Anu Kapoor. If you cant sing she will change the game to Dumb sharas or something. They can be pain in ass to people who are not playing and want to rest. Coz for her “game must go On”

12. The Food Fanatic

Have you never seen those uncles and aunties with big food luggage. They travel to eat. They will serve a buffet of food for themselves. If you are thinking they will eat the whole basket of food then you are wrong. They will eat the whole basket along with everything that is sold by IRCTS on board also. Never disturb them, they will eat you as dessert.

13. The seat exchange Aunty.

Se is Unsatisfied aunty. I mean, for her seat. She will want to get it exchanged to some other seat. She will do everything possible and get the seats desired by her. Mostly the lower one.

14. The Bhajan Mandali

If you get a coach with them in it, you are jacked. They will get on your nerves by singing all kind of fabricated bhajans which you don’t want to listen. If you have not visited a temple for long, you wont need it for long either.

15. The Coolie Don

You may be a pro in bargaining, but not here dude. Here he will have his own demand. Plus he will handle your luggage so badly that the Laddu Dabba inside your suitcase will open up for sure. Do not try to follow him when he is carrying your luggage if you have asthma, you may Die.

16. Ticketless Bhaiya

 ‘Railway aapki sampatti hai’  to hum ticket kyun len? Not only this, you will also see him get a seat from the TTE or in the worst case he will adjust on the roof but never get down. He is good at it. Really!

17. ‘Janan Mai wahan mera Ghar’

They are with multiple luggage. Beyond your imagination. Almighty knows how he manages to carry so much over a train. On top of that they will always use innocent people like you to get it downloaded at his station. He is extremely sweet throughout the journey, as he knows he wants to use you.

18. The Stunt Man

He is hanging outside the train door. to the extent that he ducks the railway poles every 5 seconds. He will never take a seat inside because traveling safe is too mainstream. For them atleast.

19. The Soldiers

They are everywhere on every train. Traveling to one outpost to other, From one state to other. They are cool, even if they don’t get a seat. They get themselves comfortable in whatever place they find, even in the waiting area.

20. ‘Kahan kho gaye the Bhaiya?’ passenger

They hug their relatives very hard, just lesser than crushing the life out of them. When you ask you will come to know that they had met only a month ago. Strange, is it?. Not at all really.

21. Did you miss me Honey?

You cant miss their dance. Never on a long journey ofcourse. Keep some change for them or be ready to pay a lot.

22. The ‘Into-each other’ couple

The world around them is just them. They forget that there is a world, a world full of people. I understand you are on a honeymoon trip, but cant you wait to reach your destination?. Oh sorry, I forgot you are your destination.

23. The Chaiwala

They all sound the same. The same voice of ‘Chai Chai’ will wake you up and will continue till lunch and then again restart right after 2 hrs of lunch. Within these 2 hours, they will come down and wiper near your ears “Cold drinks, Mango frooti”

23. The 'Peecha Karo TC Ka' people

In a train, TC is a celebrity with lot of people following him for getting a seat. the worst part is that even he likes to get attention. i bet he gets more love from people in train than his own girlfriend. Jahan dikha TC- Peecha karo!

If you happen to remember any other characters, do let us know by commenting. Also tag people who you know are one of the character above. Train travel are the best travel that gives us nostalgia. Keep traveling for more.

Railway aapki sampatti hai, aish karo!