NEVER VISIT ISTANBUL – Here’s why?

They say it’s a bridge between east and west, they say it is amazing, they say it is worth spending our hard earned bank balance on a trip to Istanbul. Let's get a reality check.

1. Well, first of all, who would want to wake up to this sight?

2. Those travel sites who call the place pretty? They’ve no taste!

3. Sightseeing? I call it just another excruciatingly boring task to visit mosques and old buildings! Bleh!

Sultanahmet Mosque, Istanbul

4. Transcontinental city- Big Deal!

Big deal indeed, the Bosphorous bridge in Istanbul literally bridges Europe and Asia.

5. What’s so great about the Pamukkale? There are hot springs everywhere in the world. 

6. It’s a conservative country that’s stuck with it’s primitive ideas. You’ll have to be careful with every step you take!

7. Get ready to sport a burka or head scarf at all times while you’re in Turkey!

In fact it’s forbidden in public buildings because of secularist system. However, keeping in regard all views it now entirely depends on personal choices.

8. Beaches look like this!

9. Parties are obviously out of the question in such a conservative environment!

10. So, say goodbye to nightlife!

11. Shopping at the Grand Bazaar is only the most tedious thing ever!

12. There’s nothing else other than walking through the ancient ruins and gazing at the ornate churches. Pretty boring isn’t it?

13. Talk about food and they’ll stuff you with Şiş Kebap! There’s nothing else.

14. And they have THIS in the name of dessert! Who would want to put that into their mouth?

Stop drooling!

15. They say Turkish coffee is an acquired taste. Well, you’ll never want to acquire it, trust me!

Surely, there’s nothing that is reason enough for you to visit Istanbul!

So, I think we’re able to convince you enough that Istanbul is just not your cup of tea or should I say coffee?.

Good luck getting it out of your head now because you know, the spell of Turkey has already been cast upon you. Now you won’t be able to relax till you’ve visited Istanbul.

What are you waiting for?. Read about the e-visa rules in another tab guys!